This week I picked up the starter box for Classic Battletech, mainly because I had the sudden urge to paint some lumbering mechs.
Now I've painted them and about an hour before I posted this
I bought 8 more Mechs because I'm hooked.
Rough and ready table-quality style as always. It's the only style I can do!
But before I talk about Battletech I'm afraid I have to talk
about Games Workshop.
Buckle up, it's another one of those posts where I reminisce about my childhood discovery
of tabletop games.
I came into Games Workshop games at an interesting time in
their history. Like the last days of the Wild West.
The focus was clearly on Warhammer 40k and Fantasy Battles,
but in the catalogues I'd see adverts for relics from the past. Man o'War,
Space Hulk, Blood Bowl. Weird stuff that would tease me from catalogue pages,
but remain trapped in the past.
But this Epic game was still being talked about a little in White Dwarf.
No wait, was it two games? There were two boxed sets you
could buy. One presumably about Titans, one about Space Marines.
Now I'll confess that as a 10-year old with my head in the clouds, I didn't fully understand the concept of these games being a different scale. At first I wondered if these tanks were just as big as 40k tanks but... photographed from far away.
No, I don't know what I was thinking either, but it would
have made for a very heavy box.
At 6mm scale it covered everything from squads of tiny
soldiers up to the famously huge Titans, with a heap of interesting stuff in
between. This was before my prized Eldar really had many vehicle miniatures at
40k scale, so it was neat to see a full fleet of grav-tanks and war machines in
their style. Dumb stuff like the squat land train and ork battlewagons with
claws and death rollers obviously appealed to me.
Because I was still making my first forays into 28mm I think
I put Epic aside in my head. I certainly didn't feel confident enough at
painting to tackle those tiny little troopers. Maybe something to come back to
in a few years.
But soon it would be gone.
Over the next few years GW's rules would get tidied up a lot
and the settings given a more straight-faced delivery. 28mm scale would also
claim dominance. Of course there was the heavily promoted, streamlined
last-hurrah, Epic 40,000 but that seemed to appear and vanish before I
could even give it any attention.
Sometimes I'd think about it, though, or dip into the
surviving Epic community online.
Now, it's a running joke among wargamers that as you get
older you move to increasingly tiny scales, but after my recent dips into 10mm
scale fantasy I've finally taken the plunge into 6mm, but not through
Epic.
I was always aware of Battletech, but it never caught my
eye. I knew the Mechwarrior PC games and I knew it was an old, complicated
wargame. I became interested when I heard there was a new(ish) rules-lite
version of their game called Alpha Strike which let you field a handful
of mechs with some infantry and vehicles on the side. Perhaps I could finally
scratch that Epic itch.
But the new Alpha Strike starter set seems to be delayed, so
I grit my teeth and bought the Classic Battletech Starter, expecting to
hate this lumbering dinosaur of a system from the 80s, but at least get a nice
set of Mechs from it.
Imagine my surprise when I actually sort of fell in love
with it.
Caveat! I've only tested this out myself to get a handle on
the rules, so this might all change when I have to subject another person to
this monstrosity.
The setting really hasn't grabbed me yet. I've tried, and I
respect its groundedness, but I just haven't found any part of it that sparks
my imagination yet. The mechs are cool, of course, but again they feel firmly
rooted in the reality of this setting. These aren't the wild hyper-specific
designs of Into the Breach and Lancer. It's much more like reading about WW2
tanks. Variations within a relatively narrow band of designs. When I grab a
random mech it's very likely to be a humanoid with a big gun or two and some
missiles or lasers scattered over its other bodyparts. Maybe it jumps.
Again, this isn't a bad thing. It gives the universe
a very specific feel, as if it could be real history. I suspect the big appeal
of the setting is in some of the personal stories and political intrigue, which
I haven't really tapped into yet.
So if I don't really care about the setting and I think the
Mech designs are mostly just okay then what did grab a hold of me?
You know I like simple rules, but that doesn't mean I can't
enjoy crunch, and most of the crunch in this game feels like good crunch.
Yeah there are clunky bits where two rolls could have been
condensed to one, and there's a lot of memory demanded of players from turn to
turn, but let's put that aside.
I love the process of adding up all the little numbers that
make up the Target Number for your attack.
I love the detail of chipping away at each little bit of the
mech. I love that SRM and LRMs have special missile cluster rules that are
slightly different to each other.
I love the little dice you put next to your mech to show how
fast it's moving and how it's moving, both of which affect attacks.
I haven't tried them out in too much detail yet but I think
I even love the whole Heat system.
If all this were happening in a 40k game with dozens of
miniatures on each side? I'd hate it through and through. If I had to play this
against a fully competitive opponent, arguing over every little rule that I'm
misremembering, I think it would be unbearable. But the idea of approaching it
as a more narrative game, maybe one or two mechs per player, is sticking in my
brain for sure.
After doing a little more research I've picked up the
Beginner Box, which has a slightly trimmed version of the rules, and hope to
give it a try as soon as I can before braving the full rules of the main box.
Not the Standard Rules found in the Total Warfare
tome of course. That's a little scary for me just yet, even if I really
want to bring some infantry and vehicles to the table. Mechs become a lot more
interesting when you have them towering over some more mundane units for
scale.
And, of course, all this has driven me to tinker with my own
little mech system. Something with more detail that Alpha Strike's
ultra-lean units but more fast-moving than Classic Battletech.
Perhaps I'll share that another time.
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