tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-615826467198003068.post3274421700909582190..comments2024-03-27T14:19:47.931+00:00Comments on BASTIONLAND: Into the RoughChris McDowallhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11717684225248546716noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-615826467198003068.post-28736404491905929412021-09-07T19:44:16.083+01:002021-09-07T19:44:16.083+01:00"Nobody in Bastion just plays golf for the en..."Nobody in Bastion just plays golf for the enjoyment of the game. There's always a secondary purpose, commonly a business negotiation, high-stakes bet, or legal trial. " <br /><br />yeah this is just the regular golf experience tbqh.Maplehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01125740523827661666noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-615826467198003068.post-25007155214654710572021-09-06T15:50:38.428+01:002021-09-06T15:50:38.428+01:00How Much For Just The Planet, John M. Ford
Klingon...<i>How Much For Just The Planet</i>, John M. Ford<br />Klingon - "I grant the choice of weapons to the engineer."<br />Scotty - "I challenge you to the ancestral weapon of the Scots. I believe I saw a sign for a golf course on the premises?"<br /><br />Later, at the 12th hole...<br />The sign says 380 meters, dogleg left, principal hazards bunker left, minefield right. *explosion after sliced ball lands in the rough on the right* <br />Men dressed in khakis and pith helmets approach. "Twelfth at Direidi, best Par 4 in the galaxy! May we play through? Fore!" *machine gun in the bunker opens up*McChuckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10243337792601085456noreply@blogger.com